I’m proposing that we put fourth a National Referendum, unite us against a common evil; and ban men from wearing ankle socks for good.

Quick disclaimer: This probably doesn’t apply to you, particularly if you’re marking this. Now, I probably don’t need to elaborate if you have a basic sense of self respect. But obviously some of you don’t possess this wonderful ability, so let me break it down for you!

Firstly, congratulations! If your reading this, it means you’ve obviously overcome one of your blaring limitations, and know how to read.

You may be asking yourself, “DURRRR, wait, I’m confused; Is Jerikai talking to me?”. Simply ask yourself the following question aloud, “Do I have any form basic sense of human decency and respect for my fellow primates?” If you answered “Yes”, felicitations! You are not the subject of this matter. Unfortunately for me and the rest of us, for those who answered “No, why are you being so rude?” strap yourself to your chair, this is going to be a bumpy ride.

What inspires you to be such an awful person? Why do you wake up in the morning and think to yourself “How can I publicly humiliate myself today while looking god damn hideous doing it?” I’m like 99.9% sure that if you asked Chat GPT to break it down for you it would refuse due to it’s ethics guidelines. Keep it short, preferably a few dot points. Actually while you’re here here’s the direct line to the Mens Mental Health Crisis Hotline, so you can book yourself into the Psychward for an evaluation.

I suppose

Good night to everyone except men who wear ankle socks.